Baton Rouge High

a school for exceptionally gifted/genius adolescents. many grow up to change the world, while others turn into tortured souls due to their inability to function in a world full of people who are satisfied with being average and dumb.

That kid is weird." "Nah, man he's awesome. He goes to Baton Rouge High.

by chrizzlemahnizzle March 15, 2011

boon

A derogatory term for a black man.

Look at the state of that dorty fuckin boon.

That boon smells like soil.

Did you pay your boon in handfuls of rice?

by Johann the magical frog May 13, 2006

Baton Rouge

Red Stick, Louisiana's capital.

Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?

Diggity Monkeez: The first one.

Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!

Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!

(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).

by Diggity Monkeez May 13, 2005

boon dong

A particularly enormous, salubrious penis.

Dong : Slang for a penis
Boon: Abbreviation for baboon

i.e. a huge gorilla dick. Synonymous with big bamboo.

"Well now, you got yourself a bona-fide boon dong there, ain't ye fellah?!"

by heathenchimp April 21, 2009

Baton Rouge Buyback

The dude in your crew who waits until the end of the night, when everyone is already wasted, to offer to buy a round of drinks. No takers.

I dropped $120 last night. That bastard Jeremy ran a Baton Rouge Buyback and drank for free! What a cheap son of a scrub!

by Zaphod Beebs June 6, 2010

Boonag

A rambunctious, independent or obstreperous child under the age of five.
PL (Boonags) A herd of ornery, independent childeren under the age of five.

That damn boonag unlocked the window, broke the screen, climbed out the window, got in the car, somehow put it into neutral and backed it into the street!

by kparr November 4, 2011

Baton-Dropper

Someone who does not continue a joke, either because of obstinacy or failure to understand, leaving the joke lying lifelessly on the ground like a dropped relay baton.

"Damn! I tried to joke with her, but she's totally a baton-dropper."

by JuniperTreeGrammarNazi September 7, 2013