stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 6, 2024

Yeah bro we can both just say words

You Atheists shit-libs are so full of shit.

Hym "Yeah bro we can both just say words and, therefore, there is no evidence that the conclusion that you've landed on is that slavery is always bad, there's no evidence that you're equal to me, and there's no evidence you actually believe that people have a right to healthcare. There's no evidence that you have a problem with threats of child murder. Is the evidence just you saying the words?"

by Hym Iam July 5, 2025

Both and Neither

And if you want to know whether or not I want your kids to die... HOLLOW PURPLE!!!

Hym "BOTH and Neither. You are shit. If killing one or your kids gave me a single second of free time I would kill enough to retire immediately and then get a jobby anyway WATERING THE FLOWERS AT THE CEMETERY IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

Blowing out of both ends of the pipe

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.

Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."

"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."

by M7NESTUD14 September 6, 2025

No. Not both.

Don't kill yourself. If I don't get to so it myself I won't believe you're dead and I WILL just have to kill your family instead.

Hym "No. Not both. Me. Not you. The one singular me."

by Hym Iam December 1, 2025

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....

The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025

Bothing

When you are doing two things, but still concentrating on both.

"Watching T.V and on your phone"

"I'm bothing"

by Niasbookofknowledge February 25, 2025