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booger touch

A creepy, icky, unpleasant quality of socially awkward people that often presents in the form of a soft handshake, a wet kiss, or a weak hug.
My great aunt Shirley's kisses make me dread family events. I do everything I can to avoid her booger touch.
by bobo76 September 17, 2014
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Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.
"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."
by ninde January 17, 2008
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Booger Panel

The panel underneath the driver or passenger seat of a car where boogers are wiped and stored with the idea that nobody will ever see them...ever.
Shit, I rented a car the other day and went to wipe a booger on the booger panel but realized it was pretty much crusted over already. Now my hand it completely contaminated. Kill me.
by BabyFishMouth December 31, 2016
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street booger

a male or female who is always hanging around and easy to find
man..look at these street boogers at the corner
by Gunner February 28, 2004
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bong booger

When a small wet clump of weed falls out of your waterbong wet and lands on you, it then becomes a bong booger.
Holy Christ, I thought you had a slimy booger on your arm, but it's just a bong booger! (14:11 Mongolian)
by Biggalo January 12, 2008
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Wooly Booger

A person who is one evolutionary step lower than a redneck. Ex: A redneck throws his used couch in a roadside ditch. A wooly booger comes and picks it up.
by Chloe North September 28, 2008
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booger nugget

A chunk of snot. It could be somewhat soft but is at least dry and firm enough to form a discrete piece that could be flicked from one's finger.
My nose was really bothering me until I picked that big booger nugget out.
by gnuosphere June 30, 2011
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