boner

an erect penis or an insult

jim stop being such a boner

by man14 December 7, 2009

Boner

1. A compliment for anything you did, looks good, or just hella more boss then what you are; opposite of a chode.

2. A small person residing in the pants of a male. Can be used to. Penetrate the opposite sex, exploding with immense pleasure and cause you to play fireman. All over her face.

1.Simon: Hey did you see his shirt?
Griff: no...why?
Simon: it was hella boner!
Griff: wtf...it gave you a boner?!

2. Guy 1: Dude. I have a mexican in my pants.
Guy 2: You mean a boner?

by freash_as_Deez June 8, 2009

Boner

Someone who lacks self-awareness and insists on being the center of attention.

Jesus Heidi is a boner. She won't stop talking about her kids.

by helenNotABoner November 20, 2018

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by steammustachio April 23, 2021

Boner

When a guy’s dick gets over flowed with blood because the person is horny.

“Hey bro, you see that hot chick? She just made me get a boner!”

“Nice dude!”

by DumbFatRatBitch March 1, 2020

boner

Don't Be a Stoner Cover Your Boner!!

By a girl named Haileigh

yo listen to stupid shit like this dont be dumbasses guys you dont want consequences so muther fuckers you better think twice and cover that boner

by ToriLynn April 11, 2008

no-boner

Similar to "no-brainer", when a chick is so fine, you don't even need to think with your wang before you to take her to bed.

jim: i heard you scored with that lainey girl last night, very nice.

bruce: she was lookin' damn fine and making conversation with me, it was a no-boner really.

by DAAW August 27, 2008