the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.
by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008
Get the door blocking mug.Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.
Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.
by FooGe March 26, 2004
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Like O.M.G. Jenny, last night i was at the bar talking with his hot guy and his friend was totally "clit blocking" me.
by Alexander the Alexander October 11, 2010
Get the Clit Blocking mug.the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.
Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.
by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004
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by W.A.R November 19, 2007
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by ellis walsh December 14, 2008
Get the tit sucking fat sun blocking lezzie mug.To be totally chill and awesome. Usually someone with the initials of R.T. Must be super hilarious, and attractive. Can take the form of a girl. (Especially, when its a girl)
by AnoBW April 19, 2011
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