bill bailey

THE best stand-up act and comedian, and probably one of the funniest guys on tv right now.
kinda looks like a troll, but who cares?
self-proclaimed "confused hippy"

bill bailey has appeared in:

black books
never mind the buzzcocks

and guest stars in many other british tv shows.

by fiona clarke December 9, 2008

Baileys

You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?
Bailey's. Mmm... creamy.
And this one's as close as you can get to Baileys without your eyes gettin' wet.

Stef:Say, Rachel, fancy some baileys??
Rachel:yeah! why not!. But i only drink it from shoes.
Stef:oh yeah totally, no other why to drink it!
*clunk shoes together and down contents in a celebratory fashion.*

by PlanPony January 18, 2008

champ bailey

starting cornerback for the denver broncos. spent his college career at the university of georgia. Tied for the league lead with 10 interceptions in 2006. It could've been over 20 interceptions if teams would actually throw at him. The only quarterback to throw at Bailey was Matt Leinart, who got picked twice by Bailey.

Announcer: Another pick by Champ Bailey. If people threw at him, he would've been defensive MVP.

by seaaaa February 6, 2007

bunny boiler

A vile, vindictive woman who can't let her man go. Made worse if man and woman have child together. Woman uses child to get at man. Man gets screwed up. Woman spends life simmering in her own bile and bitterness. Don't have children with a bunny boiler.

by sad dad June 14, 2003

Bailey

A very gorgeous, kind and brave woman. Adorable and child like and yet wise beyond her years. An activist and an old soul. She is about as radically feminist and leftist as they come, and very stubborn about it. Can be overly sensitive and emotional at times but very empathetic and tries to see the good in everyone. Incredible eyes. Always beautiful, but she doesn't believe it and is very self conscious and can't take a compliment. Very smart but again, doesn't believe it and yet everyone has or has had a crush on her at some point. People fall in love instantly, but she's a victim of her own charm and beauty, a heartbreaker and a self-admitted slut so be careful.

"Look, there's Bailey at that protest!"

"Bailey is totally the full package, I heard she has several lovers."

"Bailey is lovely, too bad she doesn't believe it.

by WTME May 10, 2013

boiler up

To boiler up (also see, "boiler-up") means to take a hot, fat, steamy dump.

After a night of drinking at the Upstairs, and a late night run to Taco Bell, Matt P. went home to boiler up.

by Matt Painter November 20, 2007

kentucky boiler

noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart the type of fart where a quarter could pop out of your asshole and it sounds like a little man is blowing kisses out your asshole.

That Kentucky boiler i dropped earlier made a tie-dyed ring in my boxers.

by rayrodrey February 25, 2003