Chopping board chest 

When a woman has no tits,not even an A cup

Damn,she has no tits,just some skin then ribs,she got chopping board chest

Chopping board chest by Alloy June 20, 2020

The Luigi Board 

The ouija board but better (Sorry spritual beings).

You can contact the infamous Luigi with this board.

"Come on! Let's use the Luigi Board guys! Dont be a chicken."

The Luigi Board by Karma Knight October 20, 2022

Cock Board 

When you take a piece of wooden furniture from a curb alert you find on craigslist.com, smash it, take the largest piece and spray paint a cock on it, then leave it in your friends yard.

Lets leave a cock board in Sean's yard.

Cock Board by puebloCO November 25, 2010

ouija board

A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.

Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.

ouija board by MHC17 April 25, 2007

ass board 

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

ass board by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

Luigi Board 

Yahoo persons with less than 5 IQ can't spell ouija use Luigi board instead. The Luigi board is a sacred board that has nothing to do with ouija, it's used to Contact Marios trapped in paintings

Yahoo person: Is it spelled Luigi Board?

Luigi Board by No funny, didn't laugh December 13, 2019

Dronfield ironing board 

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

Dronfield ironing board by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008