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you're blown

to be proven wrong pronounced- yur blown
Well he told me that he hasn't talked to you since last saturday so, you're blown.
by Jillox April 3, 2009
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blowha

Nickname for a blowjob, inspired by John Boha.
"Did you hear Boha just got a blowha under the boardwalk?"
by Ashley isasexymotherfuckinbitch September 30, 2007
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blowhan

short name for Lindsay Lohan, wich could either refer to her coke addiction, or to her lovely taste for sucking dick.
did you hear blowhan was furiusly sucking a guy in a bathroom on a coke rush?
by peppermint jane September 24, 2008
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Blowbacking

Sliding your butt cheeks over an exhaust pipe and having your friend rev the engine. Usually for self pleasure but was used 20 years ago as torture in Guantanamo Bay.
Jimmy: What the hell is that burning smell...?
Andrew: I think its Daquan, him and his brother are blowbacking in his driveway.
by Lil_Mayo_Boi May 26, 2016
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Criminal Blowback

Criminal Blowback refers to the fact that if 99% of people play by the rules, that 1% still creates enough carnage that causes new tactics to be taken to combat those crimes. Which ends up hurting the 99% majority by means of the Blowback. Examples: If 1 student kills someone in a school; everyone else is then forced to endure random body searches and waits in long lines through metal detectors. If 1 person cheats on a test, then everyone else is then forced into taking a more difficult test, because the normal test may be compromised. If 1 man uses his car to smash it into a building; then everyone else is then forced to pay a higher insurance rate to cover the lost funds spent to repair the building. If 1 man rapes a woman; then everyone else is then forced to deal with harsher Sex laws. Which have become so stupid in some states, that if a person is caught urinating in public, they can be convicted as a Sex Offender. If 1 man finds a new way to put poison into a jar of food; then everyone else is then forced to pay higher prices for that item, because new security features had to be added to protect the food.
Since Criminal acts are not committed by just 1 person, but thousands, even millions of persons worldwide; the Blowback that everyone else is forced to endure can not be measured. So basically; the criminal act of 1 person, causes 1000 others that didn't have anything to do with the crime to suffer; Both directly and indirectly.
I'm so freakin' sick of being forced to type in long lines of letters and numbers in these stupid Captcha windows, because scumbag hackers want to act like criminals! It's not fair that criminals commit the crimes, but those of us honest people end up suffering! Hackers know ways around Captcha windows, so all this ever does is annoys those of us that actually follow the rules! There is a way to stop Criminal Blowback and it's called a Guillotine. Criminal's head goes in, but never comes back out!
by the2ndflood August 22, 2008
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Tokyo Blowback

It is a sexual position that involves one man and two women (preferably, but not exclusively, Asian and/or prostitutes). The first woman goes down on the man, while the other is providing a seductive salad tossing. The man will make *Chop Chop* hand motions while also making racist comments. The woman in front then pulls the cock from her mouth, and gently blows across the man's taint to signal to the second woman that it's time for the next move. The second woman steps back a sec, and produces an antique oriental fan as she lights a cherry blossom candle. She blows the faint, floral aroma towards the man to enrich his senses as he ejaculates to put out the candle.
Strokiko and Ayumi decided that Fassy Shark deserved a Tokyo Blowback. But, since they did not have any cherry blossom candles handy, they decided it would have to wait.
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Blowmance

1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole.

2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio.
Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance.
by Wyatt Junker October 7, 2009
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