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Blessed by Methuselah

In the movie Noah, Emma Watson is given the blessing of Methuselah, causing her to get pregnant and give birth to twins extraordinarily fast. To be Blessed by Methuselah means to be very fertile.
Damn, that bitch has lots of kids.

Yeah man, she's been blessed by Methuselah.
by Jack Johnson and Russ Turner September 21, 2014
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blesset

A better, newer way of saying blessed.
"I've been blesset"
"You've been blesset"
by blesset4life May 2, 2018
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Blessed William Howard High School

chav heaven, provided you love god. Based in stafford.
girls here are slags, boys here are weebs or console peasants/PC elitists
guy 1: Hello
bwh student: u wot m8 ill shank ur nan
guy 1: Blessos?
bwh student: ye i went blessed william howard high school
by ImxMQGaming January 17, 2018
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Blessé

Blessé is a beautiful girl with a great personality. She can be anti-social, but also have a crazy wild side you wouldn't know about. She loves her friends and family with all of her heart. She's also incredibly smart, funny and an overall great person to be around. Any boy would be very lucky to have a Blessé
Him: Who's that?
Her: Oh that's Blessé
Him: Damn, she's fine and smart
by eatmyasslilboi January 27, 2019
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Blessed

An expression which usually comes from a New Age sensibility of having more fortune than others, though stereotypically overused by slightly privileged people who unconsciously attempt to minimalize their privilege by claiming humility in regard to their fortune.

While many people use the term to express actual gratitude for good fortune and the concomitant compassion for the less fortunate, the shallow obverse side of its usage indicates a means to both hide and stabilize a certain type of privilege, generally material but also social.

In the age of instagram frequently occurs with the hashtag, i.e. #blessed
Pina coladas in Acapulco with my beautiful husband! So #blessed

#yolo #mexico #gucci
by Pincetti September 5, 2019
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blessings from afar

Refers to where, after you sneeze loudly, someone located a long distance from you smilingly calls, "Bless you!"
Upon exiting a middle-aged friend's dusty workshop after visiting with him for a while, I let out a humongous, "Vwah-FWHOOF!", complete with an exaggerated "blasted off my feet from the explosion" high-jump. Another pleasant-natured dude who was mowing his lawn on the adjoining property cheerfully responded, "Bless you!", even though he was more than a hundred feet away. A small and "casual" gesture, to be sure, but I never forgot it --- there's just something special and memorable about blessings from afar.
by QuacksO September 25, 2019
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Blessious

Majestic bearded Man enjoys tacos and worships Harambe as a Deity also fond of Big Chungus. However he is mostly known for his small bladder and not wiping his butt
Blessious Why no D2 Weird Champ
by Frudentag January 22, 2020
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