by Jason Lazzy January 6, 2017
Get the beating my meat mug.Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Business meeting where none of the parties involved are empowered to enact any changes or make decisions while the Shepherd is not present.
"We're stuck in a Bleating Meeting. None of the ideas we're coming up with means anything until Ronda the Director shows up - if at all."
by Greywulf007 December 9, 2009
Get the Bleating Meeting mug.When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
by An actual person July 12, 2017
Get the Breathing lemonade mug.Fish breathing is medical slang for a sign of acute respiratory distress when a person gulps in air through his mouth in an attempt to breathe. It's so called because the opening and closing of the mouth resembles a fish periodically sucking in water. It usually means that something in the respiratory tract or the heart has gone horribly wrong (i.e. gunshot wound, multiple organ failure, pneumonia).
"The patient was fish breathing when we found him, he turned out to have a GSW to the left chest with hemothorax. We drained out all the blood and sewed him back up but the injury went septic and he died the following morning."
by Woolie Wool August 29, 2013
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Get the Fire breathing ass monkey mug.Immediately following Ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers the woman’s mouth and punches her in the stomach and the nose, causing ejaculate and blood to be expelled through the nasal passage. Blood, ejaculate, plus a pissed off lady = a real scary fire breathing dragon. Only to be attempted by the most bravest of knights.
“Hey Sean, why are you in a full body cast?”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
“Oh that. Last night me and my girl did the fire breathing dragon. I was not worthy.”
by WeinerWednesdays June 8, 2022
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