con barge

A woman who attends a Science Fiction/Fantasy convention wearing skimpy clothing(chainmail bikini, Spandex bodysuit, etc) while being morbidly obese.

"Don't look over there, con barge incoming!"

"OH MY EYES!!!"

"I told you not to look at the con barge, but no ya wouldn't listen!"

by Jorge Chao January 25, 2006

bargoyle

noun.
A patron who is ever so frequently found at a particular pub, lounge, bar, etc. as to become an ornamental fixture.

"That drunken asshat is nothing more than a Friday night bargoyle!"

by etronthemachinehat March 2, 2010

Bargument

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.

"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."

by lionwins January 3, 2009

argle bargle

a pointless argument about trivial things(from a scottish word)

The keep turning things into argle bargle.

by The Return of Light Joker December 3, 2007

Blargy

A word that can mean anything. Or it is said when you have nothing better to say.

I'm feeling Blargish today.
Whats up? Blargy.

by Poogle Masta July 31, 2008

barge ass

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so

head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders

by paul May 6, 2004

Argy-Bargy

a vigorous discussion or dispute.
a lively discussion, argument, dispute.
Reduplication of Scots & English dialect argy, alteration of argue.

Dude, our conversation at lunch was carazay!

Yeah, it was a real Argy-Bargy!

by ThisKid742 December 14, 2012