The top blanket on a hotel bed, infrequently washed, often found to contain traces of blood, semen and feces as per oprah's investigation.
by jamie March 4, 2003
Get the cum blanketmug. A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.
by Jerry July 14, 2003
Get the Blanket Assmug. All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.
by gnostic1 April 27, 2011
Get the baby blanketmug. * 8 severed penises
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
* 8 slices processed man goo
* 1 (10 ounce) package refrigerated biscuit dough
DIRECTIONS
1. Preheat vagina to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2. Wrap man goo around each severed penis then the biscuit around that. Insert into vagina with the overlap of biscuit faced down, so you don't have to use a condom.
3. Leave in vagina until severed penises are bulging, about 10 to 15 seconds.
by chocolate french fry October 8, 2008
Get the Penis in a Blanketmug. A lover whose primary advantage is the ability to wrap the wearer in emotional neediness and excess body flesh.
Janice was depressed and couldn't decide if she wanted to wrap herself in a Snuggie or John, her rotund meat blanket, while she moped.
by Jingle Boys December 7, 2009
Get the meat blanketmug. When you are lying naked in bed and you're very cold you have your boyfriend climb on top on lay on you for warmth, usually right after you two have both ejaculated.
by Inkrazz November 14, 2011
Get the Boyfriend Blanketmug. by Dinosaur_nuggets_are_gouuuud May 27, 2018
Get the Damp blanketmug.