blank shells

Bullet shells which do not actualy work the same as normal ones, rather than firing something they just make a sound and may also expel some gas, Ian is a wrong fag

"Jack got shot in the head with blank shells, lucky for him it wasnt a real one or he'd be dead! :p"

by Ian is a wrong May 08, 2006

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blank stairs

1. stairs that have been sealed off and lead nowhere

2. a misspelling of "blank stares"

1. John turned the building into three office spaces for rent, leaving blank stairs in one area.

2. Preacher on message board: "I asked the young couple if they had talked to God lately, and all I got was blank stairs."

by Moggraider July 29, 2010

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pootin' blanks

When you sit down on the can expecting to unload a large deuce but air farts are the only thing that comes out...similar to the phrase shooting blanks.

John: "Hey Dave, where are you?"
Dave: "On the can, about to take a huge slam!"
Dave's Butt: "phhhhht"
John: "Ha! You're just pootin' blanks!"

by fpa_2010 August 12, 2010

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Blank Babe

A Blank Babe is a girl who talks her self up to be down for whatever, but when the time comes to get down to business she is not there, kind of like a blank bullet she makes lots of noise but doesnt do anything in the end.

Hey bro did you get with that girl that you were talking to?
Nahh she ended up being a Blank Babe.

by SurfsUpYo August 17, 2012

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