baffoonski

A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.

Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?

Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.

Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.

by theswaggacrew March 18, 2010

Baffoonary

Chaos and shenanigins caused by Baffoons.

"Another mess caused by night shifts baffoonary!!"

by SteveSnowdog May 6, 2013

Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.

Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again

by Iamtoan September 19, 2021

BAFF

Bad Ass Father Fucker

Did you see Joleen dl that backflip? Yeah Joleen is a total BAFF!

by Jaques Clouseau December 16, 2021

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

blarfashmoogie

A word that is so universal, it can be used for anything.

Synonym of smosh.

1.) Blarfashmoogie said we have to eat the spaghetti.
2.) Sally, please stop blarfashmooging around!
3.) That was one whylin' blarfashmoogie party!
4.) Let's go smoke a blarfashmoogie after school.

by Big Gr'rl May 18, 2006

baffed

slang (baffed, baffed out, totally baffed)

very tired, worn out, exhausted

He was totally baffed out after running the marathon.

by Coldrake October 6, 2016