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Brandon Bitchie

That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked)

He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
You: What up man?
Brandon Bitchie: Not much. Bored.
You: Wanna skate?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to skate xD too hot
You: Go to the mall?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to drive
You: Kill yourself?
Brandon Bitchie: cbf to tie noose
by MF Fry December 23, 2010
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Bathing Your Grandmother

Blogging.

People who don't know the definition get pretty freaked out when you use it. Tis funny.
Hey
Hello!
What's up?
Bathing your grandmother.
Oh, what about?
The strangest thing happened today! I just had to write about it!

I am bathing your grandmother right now.
... no. Stop. Please. Why did you even bother telling me this?! I never asked to know! meh.
(This person may or may not have known that bathing your grandmother means blogging)
by Welcome to Ohio September 23, 2009
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She must have been PMSing that day because she was just really bitchicult about the whole thing.
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Bitchifier

Something or someone that makes someone so bitchy to everyone.
Guy1: Look at (name1) over there getting pissed at that annoying son of a bitch
Guy2: I don't blame him, (name2) is a real bitchifier
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Bitchifer

Any hot babe named Jennifer who happens to be a real bitch.
Fred: Jennifer has the hottest ass.

Barney: Too bad she's a real bitch.

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John: Have you met Bitchifer yet?

Mel: No, who is that?

John: She's the really hot looking bitch down the hall.

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Frank: Why does Bitchifer have to be so good looking? Looking at her makes me both horny and angry.
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Bitchimad

1) When saying to someone bitch I'm mad

2) Is a slut, whore, bitch, etc...

3) Is a word that can be used for just about anything
1) ugh you such are a bitchimad
2) i am so bitchimad (mad or upset)
3) that is totally bitchimad (awesome or any other word)
by crazydog9097 February 6, 2013
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