by michelleL123 July 28, 2009
Get the bitchass mug.Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
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by Steve Bach February 13, 2008
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Get the bitchassness mug.by jack mehawff April 3, 2009
Get the bitchassness mug.adj. Used to describe a noun in either a considerably wonderful or horrible instance. Also, used to identify a person or group of people, whom are despised; generally 'crackas'.
"These chocolate chip Mrs. Field's cookies are bitchass, baby, but this nasty rotten milk is bitchass and wrong, so don't go to the cracka supermarket anymore, cause they'll kill yah with their old milk, the crazy bitchasses!"
by shawnna paul July 9, 2006
Get the bitchass mug.(I made this up.. it is popular in some areas) Bitchnese: 1. Speaking the language of a common bitch
"You Dumb Bitch, I dont speak Bitchnese."
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by Mr.Skeet January 11, 2006
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