Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

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Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018

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Boston Bidet

A sexual act;

Where during missionary before a woman begins to squirt the partner turns around and spreads their cheeks to ecstatically accept an explosion of female flood water into the rectum.

Hey babe, that beer really filled me up, wanna try the Boston bidet tonight?

by ARealAuthor August 7, 2018

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canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

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Full Biden is the point when you are halfway between awake and asleep. Conversing at this particular time is most difficult as you dangle between the two worlds of dreaming and reality, trying to coherently articulate a proper sentence.

Babe, you were so tired last night you were talking about monkeys running around in the kitchen. Im pretty sure you went full biden on me.

by DDKNOFX January 30, 2022

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