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Behaves

You gotta be haves my bros
Hym "Because he cries when he has to wait an hour to eat a granola bar. He has to wait an hour to because his blood sugar is rollercoastering because he spend all morning fucking his staff. He's creating the problem that is effecting him and then crying about the results. Which I think is why you have to much sympathy for him. Because you all do the same thing. You create the problems you're bitching about. And then cause generates effect you throw your hands in to the air and say "WeLl GoSh! WhAtEvEr CoUlD hAvE lEaD tO tHiS tRaGeDy!? Oh My!" But I'm repeating myself... Myself, on the other hand, my problem is created by YOU. What is my problem? The aggregation and dissemination of information about me (with out my consent) that is used for the express purpose of altering my mood, behavior, and/or choices. I treated him how he behaves. You treat me in a certain manner to get me to behave. I complain? Immediate mockery. He cries like a bitch over a granola? "Oh PoOr bAbY! LeT mE sChEdUlE a SlUt To CoMe SuCk YoUr DiCk!" It's sick. It doesn't make any sense. What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
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Uncle behavior

Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.
"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"

"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"
by Fireyi September 10, 2014
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Cushty belta

Cushty - Means good,fine,alright etc
Belta - Means great,excellent,sick etc
So together it means like yeah that's good that's great
Tom : bro I'm so sorry
Alex : Na mate it's cushty belta
by colourful bird Oioi September 25, 2016
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meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.
Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.
by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018
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Panhandle Behavior

Murdering those close to you with no expectation of getting away with it....no planning or plotting of any kind is involved
Panhandle Behavior is exhibited in every episode of Small Town Murder
by smalltownmurder May 20, 2018
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Martha Behamfil

hottest idv survivor and the hottest coordinator ever and like what the fuck i love her she should marry me
martha behamfil is hot
by edgarslovebot April 28, 2021
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Crossley behaviour

When a person is doing it saying something beyond the level of cringe where there is no redeeming and plagues everyone around with suicidal thoughts
by 183848 January 20, 2022
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