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Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.
K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"
by indietyp March 28, 2019
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bebin.tv

The Best Iranian Television network inside or outside Iran. Best part, it is all online.

Bebin.tv (www.bebin.tv), literally meaning "watch" in Persian, combines western style production and adds its own Persian flavor.

It is currently the only Iranian television network that caters to a second generation Iranian audience.
I love to watch bebin.tv at www.bebin.tv!
by bebin October 1, 2007
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beliterated

Drunk bish tryin to say obliterated.
"Drunk Bri: I've been way more beliterated then this."
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bbitm

ill bbitm cuz im out because i am so tired
by rjeezy January 14, 2008
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Berit

The name 'Berit' is translated from the Norwegian language.
It means 'lovely, wonderful' and so she is!

She is a super charming and smart woman, although history is not her strong point.

She encharts everyone with her beautiful big brown eyes and her

beach-wavy blond hair. #blondbutnotwitless
If she is around you there is always a lot of fun.
She is that kind of friend who is a good sport.
You can count on her in absolutely any situation and she is always there for you.

She is very pig-headed and knows what she wants and how to get her will.

Coffee is her big addiction! She is really not herself if she hasn´t one before. #dontmesswithher
On Fridays she stays sober to take care of her friends while partying

because she is a very responsible person. #dontdrinkanddrive
Every time she goes shopping she buys new pants.

Her favorite ones are ripped denim jeans, she can´t get enough of them. #realshoppingqueen
She is a very chaotic and dopey girl but with a big golden heart. #lifeistooshorttowearequalsocks
If somebody really means everything to her she would die for them!

She loves doing sports no matter if it´s playing tennis, running marathon or

doing athletics. #sportyspiceisnocomparisontoher
Traveling is one of her big passions she adores exploring new places and making unforgettable memories. #newzealandiscoming

Everyone would be very lucky to have a Berit and when you find

a Berit never let her go!#weareveryluckygirls
Yes this is Berit she is just perfect for us an makes TA"B"LES complete
by LOVEYOURGIRLS February 19, 2017
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Bebird

Adik: abah my bebird is raping
Abah: noice
by KONTOLDAMN.MP4 March 8, 2021
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whole Benito

Afflicting an extremely violent, fatal punishment to a person or persons who have callously ignored and abused the needs of others. Usually administered by an mob of angry citizens. This term is derived from the fate Benito Mussolini and his wife met, near the end of World War II., when seized by Italian citizens, hung upside-down and beaten beyond recognition.
"If you continue rousing these people to violence, we are going to drag you outside and give you the whole Benito!"
by I, Ferret September 20, 2009
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