bible-beater

a person who's overly religious in their thinking, and takes the christian beliefs system waaay to far and literally. may or may not end up knocking atr your door or on the streets of a large city trying to convince you to become a monk, or to convert to xyv religion.

i said i am not becomming a nun you damn bible beater!

by gillian May 3, 2004

beaner buster

slang name for a border cop, border police

That beaner buster caught Pedro and jailed him!

by da0ibdbf August 1, 2010

Bauerific

An adjective meaning something worthy of the approval of Jack Bauer

That sex I had last night was bauerific!
The way he took that last corner was simply bauerific.

by Randy Hurst January 26, 2011

Soy Beaner

A person from a south Asian country, such as Nepal or India called as such because like regular beaners they are brown in skin tone. They are the Asian equivalent however, sparking the name "Soy Beaner"

That kid Archit from Nepal in our Chem. class is such a soy beaner.

by Tony Valois January 22, 2009

Trunk Beaner

When a beaner has to go in the back of a trunk to get somewhere when the regular seats are taken.

"Get in the trunk, Trunk Beaner!"

by Orale vato September 24, 2012

Pull A Jack Bauer

verb

The act of successfully staying awake for a full 24 hours without any form of rest whatsoever under the most extreme conditions known to man. This is almost always accompanied by having the fate of the entire world resting on your shoulders.

Those crazy fucking terrorists were up all night trying to attack as many different places as possible to kill millions upon millions of innocent people. But don't sweat it, luckily Mr. Smith was able to pull a Jack Bauer and save the entire world from its impending doom all by himself.

by BallsToTheWalls December 30, 2008

Bauerdick

An extraordinarily small means of measuring length. Never fully determined how small because it's never actually been found and measured due to the thick jungle within which the original Bauerdick is located. However it has been estimated that a single Bauerdick Unit (BDU) may be close to .000001mm or 1mm * 10E5.

"Wow, that ant must be at least a thousand Bauerdick Units (BDUs) long!"

by Joey da GAPR-KNG May 1, 2009