The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.
If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.
by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012
Get the Dick-beard mug.a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.
by Wally Petro October 15, 2008
Get the tricolored beard mug.When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
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by namepersonface August 10, 2014
Get the Beard Goggles mug.A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
Get the Beard Manly mug.You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
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"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."
"She does him in the butt, she's his peg beard."
by TheNotoriousFAP January 27, 2021
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