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Benson.

Someone that is gay,homosexual and is sexually attracted to men.
Your mate is a benson.
I'm not a benson
by ChrisGoudie December 9, 2008
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bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.
1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"
by gmagic May 13, 2006
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benson

VERB: The act of accidentally shitting when you fart

Tenses:
bensoned, bensoning, to benst,
Example: I just farted and I think I bensoned my pants.
by Coco Puffer August 24, 2009
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beans on post

The interuption of a fry-up by the postman, so you have only time to cook the beans before you read the post. This results in the beans being served atop the post.
"honey, im running late for work...here's the post though"

"oh i'll just cook you some beans on post quickly then"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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Benson

-verb. to display stomach prominently usually while lecturing at a blackboard.

-adjective. characterized by being the greatest advisor in the world; being supportive, highly loyal; greatly skilled at delivering just the right advice when you need it
-verb. My friend hates seeing folds of fat, so when fat chicks Benson, he has to barf.

-adjective. My mom was so Benson this summer, she was so supportive with my getting over heroine, and now I am going to get into a great college!
by zoolander_boobs February 7, 2010
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benson

Can mean almost anything, however most commonly used as an insult. Benson can be substituted for almost any word in any Benson.

Has an interesting habit of cropping up when you least expect it. Benson.

Use is encouraged. Spread the Benson.

Famous people fortunate enough to have Benson included in their name include childrens TV presenter, Dave Benson Philips, and American musician, Brendan Benson.
You are a complete Benson!

Shut up Benson.

What are you doing you Benson??

Jimothy you are the Daddy Benson.

Dexter you are a root. And a Benson.

Aright squire, give us 3 Guinness, 2 Stella, and a Magners.
What was that? 3 Bensons, 2 Bensons, and a Benson?
by gclarkey July 18, 2008
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Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.
That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.
by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004
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