Beaned

When something happens to a person you know that is slightly misfortunate.

If your roommate comes home to a dead fish in their fish bowl, he/she got "beaned" or "beaned on"

You would say, "oh shit! You just got BEANED ON!"

by MasterChefBean69 November 13, 2016

beaneriffic

of or relating to something mexican.

Hey man, i love your car with the gold trim, loud speakers, and your name in old english on the back window, it's beaneriffic!

by allyourbase1081 September 18, 2008

BEANED

The statistically more realistic version of BLACKED. Instead of referring to people of African descent, it refers to Hispanics, specifically Mexicans.

This phrase derives from beaner.

FOX News Reporter, Tucker Carlson: America, I bet you can't guess who's really coming to dinner with your daughter or son this evening. According to Pew Research Center intermarriage statistics, the most common intermarried coupling, by a whopping 42%, are between a Hispanic and a non-Hispanic white. Unlike other intermarried couples, it barely varies by gender as 52% of white and Hispanic couples are of a Hispanic female and a non-Hispanic white male while 48% are of a Hispanic male and a non-Hispanic white female.

-Looks at camera with Tucker Carlson face-

America, it looks like some of our kids are getting BEANED.

by Big Titties Ivanka Trump June 17, 2018

Blaney

Blaney – a tea-spitting chubaluba, who is found in Slovakia. This strange creature sneaks up on people in starbucks and drops over sized peanuts into their beverages. Afterwards she will retreat back to the woods to feast upon moss and 4 leaved clovers found by river. Blaney will make a den to stay in and make it all cosy for her and her babies the ooga-boogasto live in.

‘’Oh no! There is an over sized peanut in my beverage’’
‘’That must of been the work of a Blaney’’

by LeahCalder March 23, 2009

beanerschnitzel

A man or woman that was sprouted into this world through the sexual intercourse between a beaner and a nazi.

Ralph, look at that Beanerschnitzel he's eating a quesedilla and downin' it with Heinekin!

by Peter Pan's Nephew Narf December 22, 2003

beany

Beany is without a doubt the coolest person in the world!!! Words cannot even say

I love beany sooooooooo much.

by peachy February 2, 2005

beany

another word for cool or good.

guy 1) wow look at tht guy hes beany!

guy 2) well indeed he is guy 1

by will-k February 23, 2009