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stink beaver

a musky smelling female snatch that smells so bad it results in a derection and not even the stench of the poma sharts can outweigh its numbing effect to the nostrils
Zorro: holy shiza that lil whoRa had the worst stink beaver I ever smelt.
Labes: Sounds like you got cleef'd mayough!!!
Jonk: Tremendous Bro!!
Gnaw: Thank God that chica aint doin the ol bicycle smile
Stalz: Thanks!!!
by the dungallies March 31, 2009
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stone beaver

To go all out on the competition in a deadly serious manner.
Person A - I totally went stone beaver on that ping pong tournament.
Person B - Rad.

Person A - Hows' the weather?
Person B - Don't mess with me or I'll go all stone beaver all up in your ass.
by megazhanger April 26, 2010
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Throwback Beaver

The unshaved genital regions of a female, usually associcated with pornography from the classic era since the dawn of time till the 2000's. Vagina pubes have not been touched/shaven/plucked/waxed since the ability to grow around the age of 12.
Yo, your girl has said she ain't shaven till the Pittsburgh Pirates have a winning season...She's going to have crazy "Throwback Beaver".
Unreasonablely large bush,
Hairy As HELL down there,
Tastes like MT. Dew cans,
Found later in teeth.
by bobrown8787 May 21, 2010
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chunky beaver

When you vomit inside a girls vagina and then the girl shoots the vomit on the guys face.
Troy chunky beavered on violets vagina and she shot the puke on his face
by Triple J productions December 14, 2016
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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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sacred beaver

The forbidden vagina of a nun.
It didn't matter how hot Sister Wendy was. Her sacred beaver was strictly off limits.
by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019
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marcus baker

i love marcus baker, he’s so hot
by marcusisloml March 6, 2021
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