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Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".
Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!
by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005
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tap bath

term to discribe the type pf bath a slut, hooker, or porn star would take in between sexual encounters where they quickly wipe off their Tits, Ass, and Pussy.
"That whore had so much jizz on her, she had to take a quick tap bath"
by ricflairismyfather October 11, 2005
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whore's bath

Mary just got done with her "John" now a quick whore's bath and onto the next
by jenhen October 29, 2009
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cum bath

Shut up or I'll give your girlfriend a cum bath
by joccino April 11, 2015
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bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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Bath Salt

Recreational drug known for causing good times, euphoria and turning you into a zombie face eating monster
Ron: Hey Eugene whatcha been up to?
Eugene: Nothing much, just snorting some bath salts. Grrrr Nom Nom Nom
by Hungry Zombie November 11, 2012
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Bitch Bath

1. To wash private parts after sex.

2. To wash certain body parts when lacking proper bathing facilities.
I had to take a bitch bath after spending some quality time with my man.
by Rosalinda February 7, 2005
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