weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

Rustymoan bark

When you are rusty and haven’t had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.

Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.

by Rennystar March 14, 2019

Rat-bark

Fart. see also rip ass

Tiana just let a gnarly rat-bark. Or, Tiana is so gross she is sitting in the corner rat-barking.

by jjjjjmmmm July 6, 2010

Bark on the Wall

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.

A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.

by Raped by me May 31, 2017

born with the bark on

Mean, angry at the world from a young age. Often quoted in popular Western pulp fiction. Someone who can't be mollified.

That boy ain't never gonna be nothing but trouble. He was born with the bark on."

by Alientails January 10, 2022

Barking at a knot

A useless or impossible task. Often a waste of ones time. Cowboy slang

The guy was barking at a knot when he was trying to hook up with that girl.

Or

Yer barking at a knot . There is not way you can take that stallion.

by Cowbae October 3, 2018

Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009