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Baltimore City 

An urban city with over 45,000 heroin addicts run by incompetent and often corrupt liberal politicians from the democratic party.

An ass backwards and dysfunctional governmental body.

An urban area with a high murder rate.

An alternative to living in a nice area.
The other day I got a seat belt ticket and 4 people got shot that night. That is so Baltimore City.

I got a crime camera on a pole at the end of my street with flashing blue lights. Welcome to Baltimore City.

250 murder victims agree, Baltimore City don't give a damn 'bout me.
Baltimore City by James Levi, Jr. December 21, 2006

Baltimore Stock Exchange 

When two people of any gender exchange flatulence by lining up their asses so that their assholes align. They then fart at the same time, exchanging gases.
Dave and I are great proponents of the Baltimore Stock Exchange

Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.
I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?
Baltimore Broil by GrossFactor March 21, 2014

Baltimore Blade 

A discarded heroin syringe used as a weapon
A gang of junkies wielding Baltimore Blades chased me last night

baltimore maryland

Aka Bloodymore Murderland. A shitty drug and aids infested city with dope fiends nodding out at your nearest corner.
Yo, you ever see that show The Wire? It was filmed out of Baltimore Maryland. True shit son son!

Baltimore Bush Fire 

I guy and a girl are bangin so hard and fast that the friction created provides enough heat for both partners pubs to light on fire. It is very painfull!
"OH GOD! We were bangin so hard we started a baltimore bush fire!"