Baltimore Trebuchet

The act of going up onto a roof with a cinder block, facing away from the edge - then picking up the cinder block with both hands and flinging it backwards over your head in the same way a catapult would, tossing the cinder block onto the street below. The perceived purpose of the Baltimore Trebuchet is to hit the cars parked in the street below.

"Yo I heard Joey got arrested last night, what happened?"
"Ah, he got super drunk and decided to start a game of Baltimore Trebuchet."
"Damn, I knew that guy was a dumbass."

by ItBeJabba January 1, 2021

Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey

Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021

Baltimore Bankroll

Noun: A sexual act in which the involved man fold his flaccid penis in half, secures a popsicle stick to it with rubber bands and and penetrates the involved woman's vagina

I drank too much and had to use the ol' Baltimore Bankroll technique

by Tom & Tyler July 18, 2022

Baltimore anthem

Suttin', bang
You a-lyin'
Boom-tang, tang, toon-tang, toog-a-loog it
Fu-it-a-buh-it-a, bang, bang on a dooget
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a dooget
Het-a-luh-bell-uh-puh, bang, bang on a booget
Wip-it-a-luh-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a bipper
Hat-a-luh, bat-ell-uh, bang, bang on a whipper
A bang, bang too-pang, ta-loog-a-toog it
Hang the pang, pang, too-pang, toog-a-loog it
Fa-tiggle, bang, took-a-tangit, then, I pig-a-lang on a bang
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a tang
Hick-ell-a, ick-ell-uh, toon, toon, toogle-too
Hoont-a-pang suh-poon, tang, toog-a-loo (Uh!)
Pop a luh Toog-a-loo-too: Sank-nan
Hick-ell-a Bell-a-poont, nank-nan
Hang on a Bang-a-loont, nank-nan
Fig-a-la, pig-a-loo, tank-tan
Too-ga-la, too-ga-la, tang, tang on a faint, man
She wanna ake up and ein all on my booget
Come on, dish, ta-loo-ga-toog it
I said I'm out o' this booget, like, damn If you don't jig-a-la-dang, then you don't jig-a-la-bang, on the gang
Before I left, I had to hit you with the same:
If you don't jig-a-lang you don't bang
Bang, dooget.

Person 1: That Baltimore anthem song is so tuff my nigga

by SahilArora October 15, 2023

Baltimore Bathtub

When a storm drain in the city of Baltimore swells up during a heavy rain fall. The contents of the storm drain wells up to the top to reveal the varying grotesqueries of Baltimorron street scum, such as: used condoms, beer bottled, urine, feces, jizz, dead rats, roaches, dead cats, dead seals from the national aquarium, loose head hair, McDonalds soda cups, dead human bodies, etc....the list goes on, and on and .....

Dude 1- Hey, I was walking to the subway staion when I stepped into a Baltimore Bathtub. I pushed on a few feet past it, but was overcome by the odor and vomitted all over myself.

Dude 2- Don't worry man, no one will notice on the metro. You'll fit in with all the other dirty scum bags.

by Mr. Asshole August 24, 2006

Baltimore Beef Stew

A sexual act wherein a man receives a beef bouillon cube rectally.

I'd prefer a good Baltimore Beef Stew over a Colombian Piranha anyday!

by BBS Dad September 9, 2011

Balamokeu

A word of great excitement or joy.

I just won the lotto! Balamokeu!!!

by Biff September 24, 2004