An improvement on the previously suggested 'email bail' (which, let's face it, is a mouthful), an e-bail is using an e-mail or other such electronic correspondence to cancel on a planned event.
by Mumuproductions July 28, 2008
Just like a Johnny-come-lately, except she doesn't show up at all. She's very keen to make it and sounds very excited about the happening, and then something unexpectedly goes wrong... and, inevitably, she bails.
Stella: "I'm gonna be there for 6:30! Really excited about dinner!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
Her friends: "See you then!"
1 hour later:
Stella: "Actually, as I left work I cycled over a bed of nails and got a flat tire and had to carry my bike home in the rain so I don't think I'm gonna make it for dinner any longer guys. See you next time"
Her friends: "Stella-bail!"
by stellalb November 04, 2019
Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.
by Petestream May 12, 2016
Big Bail originated as a sperm cell from Hercules, the sperm cells hibernated since the beginning of time. Big Bail is responsible for the universe, the life forms that follow, and the destruction. He makes us mortals look like mere ants compared to his intrusive size. Aeons ago Big Bail destroyed a super large black hole by blocking it up with his smallest toe, the big toe. Big Bail writes in his Big Bail journal godly pieces of literature that us mere mortals cannot comprehend due to its beauty. This is just a sample of Big Bails complex and incomprehensible daily Big Bail life.
by Greg man November 25, 2022
by Killtecs December 24, 2024
by Killtecs December 24, 2024
When a person/group of people decide that it is definitely time to bail out of a situation. Bailing Season originated at a theme park in England when a queue for a ride was far too long to wait for. The group mutually agreed that it was certainly time to bail, and the time that it had taken, from exiting the queue to being officially 'bailed' is known as Bailing Season. Bailing Season can last from 5 minutes to 5 hours depending on the situation.
Kid 1: This queue is not worth the utter grief.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!
Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
Kid 2: What you saying'?
Kid 1: Bailing Season!
Followed by quick repeating of the words... 'bail bail bail bail, duck like bird duck like bird'.
by ThomasGAlexander March 13, 2012