Babeology

1. The study of Beautiful ladies
2. Smart word for checking out hot girls

Guy1: hey dude ima go do some babeology.
Guy2: have fun studying them beautiful chicks :D

by Albert B. October 24, 2008

baboon heart

when you squeeze your sack and the balls pop out of the other side really tight and shiny and veiny. often done on bus rides

dang, azmi's baboon heart is so small!

by masturbation procrastination February 1, 2009

Baboon Butt

When you smack your girlfriends ass during sex making it red. Usually gotten while having sex doggy-style. However, Baboon Butt can be gotten any time a female's ass is slapped making it a bright red color.

Dammit, Harold you smacked my ass too hard! You gave me baboon butt, again!

by biff4tuna June 29, 2011

Babooned

The new word to replace the tiresome "pissed" "hammered" or plain old "drunk"

jesus christ, your as babooned as george best

by Jonno May 13, 2005

retarded baboon

a moron who just pissed you off

god i hate you retarded baboon!

by darkpixie666 January 17, 2006

Baboon

1. The alternative to a monkey (cause you know everyone prefers monkeys over apes)
2. A fat ape with a lot of hair and body odor.
3. Your incredibly annoying brother.

Brother: (smelling his armpits)
You: Ew your such a baboon!!!

by Liviloves December 28, 2015

Baboon

A baboon is a type of monkey that has a red ass.

Baboon also known as hoset yousef

by Baboon2021 October 3, 2019