axe porn 

(1) The anti-TFoS. A Entity of pure evil and darkness. Young people (especially those around age 14) are perticulary vunreable to its influece.
You can see if a person is Axe Porn if he, or even more common, she, acts like a brat, listens to "Darin", or use to much makeup (goth people are an exeption to this last rule)
The only cure from Axe porn is to balance your inner landscape and once again fint the TFoSicle.
(2) Porn...with axes

- ooh my god! i just listend to darin! alas, im Axe Porn.

- OMFG! did he just shove an Axe up her...

axe porn by Qaamel February 27, 2007

Axe Whore 

A man (usually) who sprays a deathly amount of AXE cologne on himself everyday. This person can use a can a week or more. The real douche bags of the AXE whores usually do it in locker rooms or hallways so they can choke/give an asthma attack to their peers, but they're AXE whores, so they don't care.

Girl: Omigod what is that smell?!
Girl 2: It smells like AXE.
Girl: Doesn't David wear that?
Girl 2: Omigod yes, he is such an AXE whore.

Axe Whore by wordgirl9823 November 19, 2011

axe to the head

To be verbally attacked by a group of people.

He took an axe to the head from his defamatory comment.

axe to the head by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

Axe effect 

when someone is good-looking people are drawn to them.

John has the axe effect cause the girls are all over him.

Axe effect by Becky Bell May 12, 2006

axe wound 

This is another word for vagina, much like the word "pussy". Mostly used in the UK

I fingered her axe wound last night bruv.

axe wound by Biatch honky October 1, 2009

axe hatch 

Deriving from the mental image that its not the woman's vagina, rather a giant hatch created by an axe.
OR:
A term for a pair of meat curtains (see: pussy) that looks like it has been beaten by a hammer more than a penis.

Can be used to describe women's vagina after having kids (looseness/tightness)

Kelsey used to have a nice tight pussy. Then she had kids, now its a big axe hatch. You might as well be throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Her and I went back to my place but to my dismay, what hid behind her panties was nothing but an axe hatch.

axe hatch by autodidact May 30, 2008

axe-down shuffle 

The act of spraying Axe body spray over everyone in a car (while playing music) after smoking weed.

Hey man, we're almost to my house - let's do the Axe-down shuffle so I don't reek like buds. I don't want my parents to smell it and freak out.

axe-down shuffle by james_blowgun December 11, 2011