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Athlete

Someone who can do anything.

An individual who has a constant urge to send it.

When someone stands out in any way whether or not athleticism is required.

Rapid finesser

A great way to stroke the ego

Shapeshifter
Bobby is an athlete for talking to all the girls.

Top sales this month, what an Athlete!
How did you get to become such an athlete?
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tomball athletics

tomball athletics is the most broke-ass faggot athletic program i have ever seen in my entire life. All the coaches are fat and yell at you to do stupid fucking workouts they couldn’t do if they were in their prime athletic state. Fuck that school man and take pe
oh your in tomball athletics?

your mom probably wore the same uniforms as you.
by umm ok. February 15, 2024
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creatine virgin athlete

This is the type of athlete who swears that he runs 10 km in 2 minutes thanks to creatine and then he scares the hoes away because of his somali genes and floppy cock. His family is also disappointed in him and his aunt is a slut. His cardiovascular abilities come in handy on every wednesday when he robs a ship full of oil and fish cum near the somali coast. He also puts nicotine pouches in his ass.
Ice cream man: "what the fuck is up with the cum in the sink"
condom head: "ay man don't talk shit about my nigga"
somali: "oooga booga maga ooobos creatine virgin athlete i rob ship flopy coc haahaahahha ooh ooh aaaaaaa"
adolf hitler: "nigga shut yo dumb ass up im bouta fuck on yo aunt that stupid ahh slut"
somali: "heil hitler!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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verbally athletic

A person who has a high vocabulary, or can have an ordinary conversation using not so ordinary words to appear more sophisticated or educated.
Tommy sure is verbally athletic because he managed to land a date with Nadine, who is hot, and tommy is not, so he must have impressed her with his knowledge of words and his gift of gab. Verbally athletic.
by Miss.b.havin November 20, 2015
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Elite Athlete

A young male who exhibits qualities and the physique of a god while performing cross fit
Dude, have you seen Jake
Yeah man, he's an elite athlete
by PeetaMoran August 3, 2017
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Movie Athlete

A un sportay person irl but in movies they’re a worldwide athlete.
Spencer from all American is an amazing movie athlete
by Mei crane January 29, 2021
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Athlete's Law

A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what
"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"
by SJWSlayer July 27, 2021
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