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Rick Astley

The President and the greatest in songs.

Rick Astley is an amazing singer and rickroll maker.
One of the reason why he is an amazing singer and rickroll maker is because he's:

Never gonna give you up!
Never gonna let you down!

Never gonna run around and dessert you!

We humans also hope that rickroll will be one of the proves that humans existed.
Person 1: Oh hey dude!
Person 2: Ye?
Person 1: Ever heard of the president Rick Astley?
Person 2: Yea, he's the best but are you gonna rick roll me or what?
Person 1: The reason why he is the president is because he's: Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Person 2: I asked you if you're gonna rickroll me or what but dang, you ignored the question and rickrolled me..
by ImTheLocalIdiot May 26, 2021
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astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.
1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."
by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010
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astroturf promotion

faux-grassroots promotion, usually hiding a corporate advertising or marketing movement. May also cover corporate graffiti.
The recent "leaking" of fall pilots to YouTube is shameless astroturf promotion.
by Dancomono July 17, 2006
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astride

Having you legs over and each side of an object
The girl sat astride his body slipping down onto his penis
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Astrologicism

The astrological equivalent of racism or sexism.
"I believe in astrologicism, so there is no point in dating David - he's a Leo and I'm a Cancer. We're simply not compatible."
by MissLablaiks January 19, 2009
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astronomical

Nyeem's head is astronomical.
by katze_ila May 19, 2011
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astrophe

The feeling of being stuck on earth.
I look upon the stars with my feet firmly on the ground and I am sadly overcome with astrophe
by Medic128 April 18, 2016
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