Bagel And A Fuck

A social interaction which does not qualify as a hook up, nor as an actual date .

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"

Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".

by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

Snack and a half

A pretty ass chick that looks tastier than a snack

Friend 1: Yo, you see that girl that's in charge of the tutorial?
Friend 2: Yeah, bro. She lookin' like a snack and a half

by wiggakid97 October 4, 2017

39 and a Half Foot Pole

Something that I wouldn't touch The Grinch with.

I wouldn't touch you with a 39 and a half foot pole.

by Pialinist December 20, 2020

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

two piece and a biscuit

When you hit someone with the left and then the right and then punch them in the stomach.

Monoxide: "First you need to go back der and probably hit the bitch up with a two piece and a biscuit to her eye".

by Juggalo Jibakurei August 30, 2006

40 and a blunt

Compond word referring to a 40 oz. beer and a fat rolled reffer.

"What I aint doin'is getting caught up in y'all madness by keepin' my ass right cheer in my hisouse chillin' wit my 40 and a blunt!"

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

Deuce and a half

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004