Amazon Hoplite

A Greek-style armored sword and shield using woman warrior. Today , it means a heavily armed and loyal female friend that's wisest not to mess with her, her stuff, her family, or her friends, too.

Diana has both a wonder 9 and a pimped AK. She's an Amazon Hoplite , so it's best to be nice to her from the get go, too.

by Tikky Tak February 4, 2018

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Amazonesia

The inability to remember what you ordered from Amazon two days ago.

The mailman pulled up and I had complete Amazonesia. I had no idea what was in that box!

by ErinHatzi July 10, 2019

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Amazon Echo

A lady who says sorry i don't know that one to annoy you when you need to know if Kaiser Wilhelm II enjoyed icecream

Alexa play Despacito, My Amazon Echo helps me when me sod

by Pacedonica April 4, 2019

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Amazonian AirPods

When a man ejaculates in a female's ear canal and lets it drip out.

"I gave my girl the amazonian airpods, she got an ear infection."

by MorganFreeman1996 September 27, 2019

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amazon whore

A person, male or female who submits 5 star reviews for cheap chinese products in exchange for more cheap chinese products or money.

Hey look at my new sunglasses. All I had to do is submit a review and ching ching chow chong trading company sent them to me for free. If it wasn't for this chemical smell you wouldn't even know they're not raybans. I'm such an Amazon whore.

by shitz96815 November 25, 2019

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