Amazon Fire Fighter

while having sexual intercourse, when one is about to cum, you light your womans pubes on fire, and then procede to put the fire out with your jizz

i did the amazon fire fighter last night

by Big Dick1 September 27, 2009

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Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.

"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"

by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018

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A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

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