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alligator terd

Going to the store with your grandpa and asking for a avocado and him saying he don't know what that is, SO you ask for a alligator terd{knowing your about to get in trouble by grandma}And he says "O" one of those! Yes you can have one! while he's smiling the hole time! Thanks Grandpa!
by JulieMay February 29, 2008
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Angry Alligator

When sucking some dude's cock, he somehow provokes you and you bite off his dick.
This dude fingered my ass so I went angry alligator on that mofo!
by Derat and Patrat June 27, 2008
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alligator shot

a shot of liquor and semen mixed
pour a shot of captain, ejaculate in the shot glass, then proceed to hand shot off to nearest female, she drinks the alligator shot
by the kid12 August 24, 2009
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alligator fuckhouse

The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware(tm) and it eat it later.

note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
Man #1: It was a total alligator fuckhouse
man #2: I'll be damned.... when is the wedding?
by selekta January 1, 2006
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alligator

When somethings just so awesome, there's no other word for it.
It was awesomely, amazingly, alligator!
by em4260 July 6, 2011
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alligator fuckhouse

The act known as the Alligator Fuckhouse consists of placing the female lying down on her side, opening her legs like the powerful jaws of the mighty crocodile, and imitating the couragous tamer of these fearsome beasts.... ramming your entire head into her vagina.
Kevin: "I wore her like a hat last night!"
Andy: "Sounds like an alligator fuckhouse to me."
by Fusion Chamberlain September 18, 2008
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Alligator Death Roll

A gay sex position; when the receiver clenches his rectal muscles around his partner's penis then proceeds to violently twist mimicking the movement of an alligator attempting to break the neck of its pray.
Last night my partner wanted to get real rough so I gave him the Alligator Death Roll.
by Jellygamer April 14, 2016
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