Dickhead Ache

Like a headache but instead located at the top of your prick, usually resulted after hours of sexually intercoarse or masturbation

James: "Why are you holding your dick like that john?"
John: "I was off some good crank last night and me and lisa fucked for 8 hours straight, now i have a Dickhead Ache"
James:" That sucks shit"
John: "Yeah"

by CumButtKarma June 16, 2023

Cummy ache

A cummy ache is another way to say blueballs.

I have a cummy ache right now and I thought you all should know.

by W4$t3 o' $p3rm October 11, 2023

Cummy-Ache

A modern and cheeky term used to describe the uncomfortable, often slightly painful sensation of sexual frustration caused by prolonged arousal without release. New Gen rebrand of the term "blue balls/"

Bro, she kept teasing me all night and left me with the worst cummy-ache ever

by plaguedoll January 24, 2025

egg ache

When you’ve been eating too much egg for breakfast and you get tired of them, seemingly disgusted by them for a brief period of time.

“Hey man want me to make some scrambled eggs for you?”

“Nah, I can’t do egg right now, I got the egg ache.”

by Poooola February 20, 2026

cummy ache

When you feel a pinch in your ballsack.

Maddie: Damn I have a cummy ache (pinch in ballsack)
John: What the fuck

by Maath June 21, 2025

Reality-TV-Ache

A head ache which occurs after watching too many hours of reality television.

Person one: What's up, bro?

Person two: I watched too much Jersey Shore, now I have a reality-TV-ache.

Person one: I hate those!

by PurpleHampster November 27, 2012

My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts

Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!

by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017