Livia Abbinante fangirled so hard when she saw a shirtless picture of Harry Styles, a member of the famous boyband, One Direction.
by Livia A. January 3, 2014
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Get the dirty abbi mug.Abbi is a girl that is very intelligent. She can solve problems, solve mysteries, and she is great at her job. Best of all, she is hot. She may seem like a nerd at first sight, but she will grow on you. Her huge ass will really boost your opinion ;)
by GoCubsGo17 May 23, 2018
Get the Abbi mug.A complete Bitch but nevertheless the life of every party and always the one to pass out first. Although her butt and boobs are nonexistent she is for some strange reason considered hot by very few and beautiful by very many (For some strange reason) Extremely insecure, but never too shy to give you her heart. Extremely emotional.caring and probably gonna be a good mother.
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Sorry if this offends anyone but it is an accurate representation of myself, I am an Abbi. O_o
Person 1: Have u seen Abbi today?
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
Person 2: Yeah, she looks hot in that dress
Person 1: Nahhhh, her tits don't exist and she flat as a pole
by FuckUWhoeverAlreadyPickedGoat December 14, 2018
Get the Abbi mug.Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.
A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
by spasmolytic October 15, 2011
Get the Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) mug.Brain disorder that interprets insults as compliments. May also interpret compliments as insults, but this has never been tried. Associated with extreme neediness and desperation for attention, this disease affects exactly one student per high school class. This student is often known simply as 'bitch' or 'go away,' but does not, in fact, go away or stop bitching. Extreme cases are known to reward insults with candy and/or baked goods.
Girl: Check out my new nose piercing! It's a stick-on!
Boy: That's retarded.
Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!
Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)
Boy: That's retarded.
Girl! Thanks! Have a cookie!
Boy: Such an abbitan... (still accepts cookie)
by Very Gay Cake June 19, 2008
Get the abbitan mug.she is the most amazing sister ever. she has her terrible jokes but they are always funny.there is no way anyone could ever find such an amazing sister like mine. she is one in the world.
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