shaft knot

A herpes sore on the shaft of a penis. A friend who is just so irritating and won't go away.

Timmy is a friggin shaft knot, someone tell him to leave the party.

by MoTox345 (Tim) May 11, 2006

dusty shaft

to cover one's dick with Cheeto dust and have somebody suck all the dust off orally

Cindy gave Jacob the dusty shaft last night.

by manwithbootinass February 23, 2009

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

shaft friction

Action in which two homosexual men try a heterosexual act by both inserting their penis into the same hole of a female. Their arousel is mostly derived from the two shafts rubbing together. This homo sexual occurance is referred to as shaft friction.

My boys and I thought it would be good idea to double dip in this chick until we felt the awkward shaft friction.

by dude you're getting a dell September 27, 2015

Shaft Spliting

It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.

The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting

by Flakes be gone October 21, 2019

Shaft Gaff

When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.

Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?

Yeah, his dick is so small.

by The OG Manager February 18, 2020

Shaft-airing

When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.

Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum

by ChazT7 November 25, 2019