Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.

Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho

by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018

king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong

Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart

by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018

Stuart

A short boi who can only play rainbow six seige all day cuz he is lame, he also is hit on frequently by gay gym teachers and is occasionally refered to as “a dream”. Stuarts are small and run fast and have female troubles with slutty hoes possibly named tracy. And has intense dreams of orgys with foxes.

Cool dude:Yo that tracy wants your dick stuart
Stuart:she nasty as fuck bro
Cool dude: oh yeah i forgot you and the gym teacher ;)
Stuart: fuck off mate

by Smartboywhohatesevilshrimp August 31, 2018

stuart warren

A super sexy bloke how makes girls cum just by looking at them,stuart warrens typically have massive dicks and use them to tame their women, stuart warrens are highly aggressive and will attack any man who tries to steal their girl

Girl: Omg have you seen stuart warren he makes me want to cum so bad
Other girl: OMG same

by Steven benson September 30, 2015

Stuart Jarman

Is a knobend.

Hey, have you seen Stuart Jarman?

Yea, he's such a knobend!

by Stuartisaknob December 20, 2018

Stuart

A Stuart is a silly goose. In fact, he is the silliest of all of the geese.

You are such a Stuart for getting that question wrong

by Guitarist121 March 25, 2025

Stuart moriarty

A man who hates fun and has the smallest dick in the world and who sits around at his fake ass job and vapes all day

I hate that guy he is a real Stuart moriarty

by The micro wizard July 9, 2025