Skip to main content

Bearded Wazzy

The act of tearing out someone's pubic hair at the exact moment of climax, soaking it in said climax, and then placing it on their face - the fluids acting as an adhesive.
Man, I had sex with this chick who had a bush from the effing nineties... sooo I gave her a Bearded Wazzy.
by GKBDB January 12, 2010
mugGet the Bearded Wazzymug.

Tasty beard

A tasty beard is a very classy, dank looking beard.
"My mate, Reevelen, really has a tasty beard," she said.
by TastyBeard69 February 21, 2018
mugGet the Tasty beardmug.

tricolored beard

a uniquely colored beard which contains three different tones, usually red/orange/yellow or brown. Uncommon, but most often sighted on large males with red hair.
A tricolored beard is usually sported by a man of Norwegian extraction.
by Wally Petro October 15, 2008
mugGet the tricolored beardmug.

Beard Manly

A man who is ridiculously, absurdly, and undeniably manly with an awesome beard. Not a mustache, or goatee, or soul patch, a full on Grizzly Adams type beard.
That guy just punched an alligator in a throat while giving Chuck Norris a wedgie. He's Beard Manly!
by Beard Manly March 1, 2010
mugGet the Beard Manlymug.

beard salt

Beard salt is simply, the dandruff like material that falls out of a beard when it is agitated.
When Jon rubbed his beard it was almost as if a snow storm had rolled in because his beard salt was everywhere.
by zuzzy foeller January 24, 2015
mugGet the beard saltmug.

Beard Goggles

When you suddenly find someone more attractive after growing a beard, or less attractive after shaving it.
I have some serious beard goggles for him!
by namepersonface August 10, 2014
mugGet the Beard Gogglesmug.

fanny beard

You will require a girl with a hairy bush. Flip her upside down spread her legs, go behind her and rest your chin on her fanny. A mirror is best at this point to check out your fanny beard. You can use ladies with differing colour hair to get your desired look.
Flipped my bird upside down last night and took a fanny beard selfie. My birds sporting an 80s bush at the moment.
by anon.gcfgv755r August 29, 2014
mugGet the fanny beardmug.

Share this definition