Woodchipper

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.

Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper

by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014

Wooch

Another word for a vagina.

Wow, that girl had a dank wooch.

by heisenberh January 4, 2017

wooch

An adjective that synynomous to the following terms: baked, stoned, high, blazed, under the influence of marijuana aka weed
You are wooch after you smoke a joint/a marijuana cigarette/a spliff/a doobie/an exotic cheroot/a blunt pot/marijuana/weed/cannabis

1. Whoa dude that joint fucking hit me. I'm completely wooch!
2. What the fuck are you doing? Are you wooch or what?
3. A: "Do you want to 'drink another cup of green tea'? If you know what i mean"

B: "Nah, dude. I'm already completely wooch."

by ikuandFelix June 1, 2017

Woodchunk

The younger version of woody the alcoholic pothead

Hey woodchunk, wanna spark up a blunt

by Lil woodchunk February 12, 2019

Woodchipper

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces

I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful

by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019

Woodchip

A Term that originated in Crown Point, Indiana. Woodchip is a kid or teen with little meat. ( Also known as a having a little penis.)

Valante: bruh u have woodchip
Colton: nigga shut up
Valante: bruh u white

by penisbutt123 October 29, 2019

Woodchuck

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019