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CHEESE WONKER

a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
that guy is such a "CHEESE WONKER", he clearly needs to jump off a bridge!
by DAVID KAVANAGH July 16, 2008
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Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.
by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003
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wonky bollocks

pro-noun used as insult to anybody showing poor co-ordination
Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
Adam: "i really am a wonky bollocks minge"
by Jeffrey Douglas September 13, 2006
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wonky

That goddamn roller coaster made me feel wonky.
by Anonymous July 13, 2003
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Wonky rizla

A wonky rizla is when you run out of rizlas and you get one off of someone one and it is wonky so you spin their jaw like your at the casino playing roulette the only way to resolve this problem is to sell your family members urn and buy some silvers from the local corner shop where boss man patterns you a fake maggy for £3.10
Yo g lowe bussin man a wonky rizla when you have bare normal ones g
by Wanna buy a 20 deck May 6, 2021
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Willy wonky

A penis shaped chocolate/ chocolate shaped penis
"He took off his underwear and I saw his willy wonky!"
"I like to suck on my willy wonky"
by Not.a.City.Bitch April 2, 2017
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wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.
by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008
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