a "CHEESE WONKER" is a small, invisible, evil creature that make bombs out of snow and whale parts! they call them selfs eskimos so you dont think thier evil! they have pet snakes called jon without the "H" and work for the evil spork people from planet 13!
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Henry: "Oh adam you've dropped that frisbee again you f*****g wonky bollock bastard"
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