wingle

verb. A contraction of giggle and wince. For those moments when one's first reaction is to laugh, but the sobering truth overrides the momentary reaction of amusement.

I wingled at a recent facebook post that said "Halliburton: Using your taxes to rebuild the stuff your taxes paid to blow up."

by Roofette July 22, 2012

Wendler

it's a boner.

Sara: is that a boner
Mike: nawww its my wendler

by bonerbob2 June 28, 2010

winder-pinder

1. A polite term for a fart used with children.
2. To fart (polite).

Hey Daniel, was that I winder-pinder I heard? You're off to timeout mister.

by Benjam January 31, 2007

wingled

wing-led- def: To have a gerbal give birth to offspring while up your ass.

a punch in the face wouldn't get him to shut up, but he was cool once we wingled him.

by thefunnyassman February 6, 2010

Winder

A word meaning window in the deep south.

Close the damn winder. The raccoons are tryin to git out again.

by Jokay34 October 24, 2016

Fuck winkle

The turning of the fuck, in that during coital humpage, the party who is being penetrated turns a minimum of 90 degrees to either side while squeezing butt or cunt muscles in such a spastic way as to induce the giver of the rod to spontaneously combust while spewing hot jizz

She did the fuck winkle and I gave her a Dirty Sanchez.

by Buck Fush December 16, 2003

windex

1. A cleaning liquid that you spray on glass and people.
2. A perverted internet user

1. Windex! Beyond the blue bottle!
2. Windex is disgusting. He keeps trying to cyberfuck me.

by Windex December 11, 2004