portage wisconsin

An STD in itself. Trash line the streets and it smells like burnt piss. Everyone there is fat, retarded, and ghetto. Cops are pricks. Probably the root cause of Ebola.

Portage Wisconsin is an STD infested wasteland that makes Salton City look good.

by copperhead May 3, 2017

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Wishaboo

A person who you wish was your boo, but currently is not.

John Somebody - "I really want that girl Ashley to be mine..."

later...

Joe Somebody - "Yo Jim, I heard John has a wishaboo named Ashley."

Jim Somebody - "Yup. Hopefully he won't be a bugaboo to her..."

by STBN09 March 23, 2009

wisal

is a female name usually given to individuals who are smart, cute, they love cats, horses, gorillas, and very fine things. they have great physical features such as a great rack and an amazing ass. Wisal's are usually modestly dressed, and are very caring, and very rare. if you have one in your life YOU BETTER HOLD ON TO THEM!

dude: i'm sorry, i dont think thing's are gonna work out.

girl: why?! i thought u loved me!?
dude: your not wisal enough!
girl: fml...

by lalalagirl5543 December 30, 2011

wishful thinking

Basically daydreaming. Wishing or imagining something would happen that isn't exactly realistic.

Example of wishful thinking :
"He said he didn't ever want to be with me, but I know he will change his mind and come running back."

by Megz1616 October 22, 2013

Wisconsin Style

To piss in the sink, usually by a man at a bar or saloon when the line to the urinals is too long.

There was a huge line at the men's room and I really had to take a piss bad, so I went Wisconsin Style.

by LoToMojo January 31, 2010

Non-denominational holiday wishes

Holiday greeting which is acceptable for dissemination to anyone, is politically correct and entirely non-offensive; yet contains no substance and is really annoying.

Please accept my non-denominational holiday wishes with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wish.

by Bid Daddy2231 December 17, 2009