whimper

1. the sound a little puppy makes when he's begging for your attention


2. the sound my boyfriend makes when he gets hot and bothered

1. cute little rover let out a whimper, wanting a doggy treat

2. after half an hour of fooling around, mike started to whimper

by skizzatle December 16, 2008

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

The intellectually superior method of inquiring about the state of Gamora.

1: Where is Gamora??
2: I'll do you one better! Who is Gamora?!
3: I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora?!
4: I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!! whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es GAMORA!!!!?
1,2,3: NAAAANNNNIIIIIIII?????!!!!!!!!!

by Draxthebootydestroyer July 21, 2018

Amsterdam whoopee cushion

The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef

I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me

by Snvert97 February 23, 2021

Whomptie

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

by sswp September 10, 2011

whale whomping

Having sex with the fattest chick you can find.

Me and heng are gonna go whale whomping at the beach this weekend.

by pdub - budp April 13, 2008

whimpster

A man who uses his own insecurity to get women.

The moment you get a whimpster in bed you will usually experience the following: two minutes of thrusting, a crying session, then he's sound asleep.

by Patrick Tescher January 24, 2005

whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006