Winklevoss

verb. to complain vociferously that someone took your idea when, in fact, they simply thought logically and executed faster than you.

Dude. Shut up and stop being a Winklevoss. You were more interested in driving to the Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies

by pedro kay April 29, 2011

Penis Wrinkle

A term often used to ridicule someone for something that really has nothing to do with penis's or wrinkles, like other offensive terms it has nothing to do with the bad that person has done or his description, unless the term is used to describe an old man who is a total dick head (dickhead), in other terms your grandpa.

Mr. Butter Fuck: just cause im old does not mean you can call me a Penis Wrinkle.
Jack Mehoff: yea it does you Penis Wrinkle, go be old somewhere else.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010

Winklevoss

To have one's idea stolen and capitalized upon to great success.

I winklevossed Herlihy by posting this first.

Or:
Blankenburg will winklevoss you if you don't publish that now.

by Walshman2000 July 21, 2011

wrinkle biscuit

The beaver on an old hag

Look at granny sporting that wrinkle biscuit! Think I need to get on some young poon instead!

by tfpMeatShield June 9, 2005

shooting the winkle

Receiving sexual stimulation by placing a garden hose in your ass and turning on the water. Be careful, full blast water can cause internal damage

by fj July 31, 2003

Winkleman

To be in such a high state of inebriation where the pupils become extremely dilated and unable to point in the same direction. Also characterised by a complete inability to listen to others and pay attention to what anyone else is saying and talk ten to the dozen like Vera Duckworth on crack.

Inspired by the ditzy TV personality Claudia Winkleman.

Example (in nightclub). "I tried to talk to that girl over there and offer her a drink, but she has swivelling eyes, smells of alcopops/vomit/cigs and does not shut up. Plus she does have a badly styled fringe. Her mate said, don't mind her she is a complete bloody Winkleman"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 21, 2008

wrinkles

puppy that stinks and drools more than any other doggy

wrinkles the dog

by ted hallow August 6, 2003