Wait, shit.

You have just had an argument, or told a lie, and its very close to coming back to haunt you. This is the moment when you want to reply, but realise its too late.

This phrase can often follow:
*A stammering of non-linked words
*An "Oh no I mean"
*A deep breath
*It can also be said as the person is allready leaving/gone.

"Does my butt look big in this?"

"Your butt always looks big... oh no I mean, wait, shit."

by fleshandblood August 7, 2009

wait...what?

Mantra of the Attention Deficit Disordered. Literally: stop talking and start over. Needs a good full 1 second pause between words. "wait (one thousand one) what?" and it's vital that eye contact is not made.

" so were both going to have to go in both cars so we can leave one for Will at his work so he won't have to get a ride home."
... ... "wait...what?"

by Kenneth A. Vaughan February 18, 2009

go wait in the car

Told to one who will not shut up, or one who has just made an off color or unfunny joke at an inappropriate time.

Professor: Open your textbooks to page 594.
Student 1: Haha! Snape kills Dumbledore on page 594!
*Students stare*
Student 2 to Student 1 (loudly and rudely): Go wait in the car!
Professor: As I was saying--

by Fairyland June 16, 2007

Wait for it

A sentence-enhancing phrase, used to illustrate the epicness of an object/situation/event. Recently popularised and revived by How I Met Your Mother character Barney.

Example#1: Dude, I bought some dank quality porn - wait for it- ography. Behold the ass-kickery.

Example #2: This is going to be legen - wait for it - dary.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

tipping the waitress

when masturbating over a girl the guy cums on her face. he then pulls up his pants, before winking and pointing at the girl "fonz" style before saying "keep the change" as he leaves the room.

** note - this only works if you do not touch the girl after you smear her face with your man fat.

"so, mark, how did it go with that girl last night?"
"oh, i tipped the waitress."
*high fives*

"are you on for tipping the waitress tonight?"

"i tipped the waitress last night, generously as well. i completely emptied my coin purse."

by drstrange September 9, 2008

Wait wat

A phrase used if you don't know what the heck someone is talking about.

1: So yeah I was watching a show on TV called the Biggest Loser and Jen was so cool but I didn't like Ben but Ken was pretty cool.
2: Wait wat?

1: I eat nails for breakfast
2: Really
1: Literally :)
2: Wait wat?

by Unawnumus January 28, 2009

air waitress

a dysphemism (ie. a burn) of 'stewardess' or 'flight attendant'

that air waitress gave me a humming BJ in the airplane's bathroom. That's first class for ya...

by penguinpie May 24, 2007