Windexing

A type of laugh that somewhat similar to the sound of a windex spray bottle

When I saw that tweet, I was windexing so hard.

by camdza_ February 21, 2017

Paulitical pandering

verb: 1) When a political figure disingenuously uses the platforms of Congressman Dr. Ronald Ernest Paul, incongruous with their track record, to curry favor with anti-establishment voters. 2) LOSING.

During his most recent speech Mitt Romney attempted paulitical pandering when he espoused the ideas of freedom and liberty and mentioned the founding fathers - rhetoric characteristically unique to Ron Paul. Unfortunately, Ron Paul supporters are not persuaded by paulitical pandering since most actually have adopted a hardcore sentiment of support for Dr. Paul otherwise known as No One but Paul.

by 1stAmendguy February 17, 2012

Fairy-wanding

The process consisting of taping varies cotton balls to the head of the "fairy-wanders" penis, then sprinkling the desired color of glitter all over the taped cotton balls. In order to end the process you must use the newly created fairy wand to smack any raggedy bitch in order to pass on the gift of magic.

After a bitching party i decided to go fairy-wanding with my friend mikes unholy mom because she was lacking gods greatest gifts, happiness and a little bit of magic.

by Ass is Maxiumus November 2, 2013

Wallering

Adverb. The process of Being loud, telling storie, cussing like a sailer and ramdomly showing up at 7am. It usualy involves becomeing highly intoxicated while reminiscing over memories.

"Dude! He just came wallering into my house?

by iceman161st October 15, 2013

watering the seed

The process of urinating inside the ass or vagina after ejaculating inside the receptive partner.

Planting a seed in soil a gardener needs to water the seed for it to take root.

After Mike bred me he decided to finish by watering the seed.

by Blake Evans May 23, 2018

Wambering

Wambering is someone who's acting like an idiot because they are one

Damn bro that frilled is wambering again smh

by Cyrotic July 2, 2022

Mandering

Similar to wandering, but in a more absurd way. This can sometimes be classified as a condition---and happens to people who regulary pace back and forth in a room while engaging in a conversation with themselves and/or another individual. One who is wandering will be in a conversation with a group, but then with no hesitation will be (sometimes seen) in another group of random people either causing a comedic scene or escalating situation. Those who engage in mandering try to never cause harm, but just aimlessly walk into scenarios in a leisure manner with no fear of any consequences that may arise. They may get lost and not recollect where they had dissapeared off especially under a high level of intoxication.

Rob: Do you know where Bruce went off to last night?

Ted: Uhh you know he was probably mandering around and shooting shit with the locals.

Rob: Ha. Yeah prolly... that shithead! I couldn't get ahold of him and had to take a cab back

by Tucker3444 September 16, 2010